After yesterday's devastating news, you'd think that Dougie McFly would be nursing his broken heart, or nipping over for one last remembrance shag at the very least. Nope - out with the old IN WITH THE NEW.
The heartless, cruel popster BRAZENLY (I'm channeling the Daily Star here, bear with me) flaunted his new squeeze just days after his split with Frankie wotserface from The Saturdays.
She doesn't look too impressed at being caught by the paparazzi - probably because she'll either be taken down by the millions of nutnut McFly fans, or 5 women slipping Optrex into her Mahiki Colada whenever her back is turned.
Not sure about the new member of McFly either, but it's nice to know he enjoys a thrilling DVD box set.