fredag 5 mars 2010

Mer om Frankie och Dougie

Källa: HolyMoly.com

This devastating news was brought to our attention by The Mirror.

"Frankie is so upset. She had moved in with Dougie and she thought their romance was for keeps. But she is heart-broken after they split because of both of their work commitments were gett...

*RECORD SCRATCHES, PUB SILENCES, POOL BALL STOPS INCH FROM POCKET*

What. Work. Commitments? She hasn't done anything except turn up at clubs every night for the past 6 months, so unless she's now working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, perhaps she should have spent more time with him then.*purses lips*

Still, you are all bound to be devastated, but before you throw yourself off that bridge - WAIT! A national Helpline has been set up to assist people in dealing with their grief.

If you need help with any of the topics discussed in this article, please call the official Frankie and Dougie helpline on 020 7859 8615, where some very nice people will ease you through your trauma.

Xx McFluCrew

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