Presenting this week's most entertaining Twitter twaddle
Dougie McFly: “Jedward are releasing Blinks "All The Small Things". Please help me raise enough money to pay them not to.”
“Rock in rio was awesome, so pepic. Miss Cyrus has a lovely....mic stand tonight”
“Sound check. Massive stage. Small men jumping on it.”
Although he uses the word pepic, which we don’t understand (is it a typo?), we like the way Dougie sees the world.